Tweety McThinskin, Will You Please Go Now?

Tweety McThinskin, will you please go now?
“Tweety McThinskin will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Tweety McThinskin will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don’t care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Tweety McThinskin
I don’t care how.
Tweety McThinskin
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Tweety McThinskin
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Tweety J.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just get!
Tweety McThinskin!
I don’t care how.
Tweety McThinskin
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Tweety WENT.”

Did a Russian Troll Get His Latest Instructions from Vladimir in the White House?

The day after he fired the FBI director for investigating his links to his Russian debtors and his role model Vladimir, Tweeety McThinskin had a meeting with several officials of the Russian government, apparently to get his instructions from big daddy Vlad.
Russian Trawler and Russian Troller (Tweety)
We don’t have the proof yet, but it appears Tweety owes Russian criminals hundreds of millions of dollars.

The next bomb to be dropped may be the long awaited Holy Grail of patriots nationwide and peace lovers worldwide: Proof that Tweety McThinskin *is* under the thumb of extremely unsavory Russian criminals, including their Thug In Chief.

Impeachment

Tweety fired James Comey, the nation reacts.
Constitution quote re impeachment, Tweety, Putin
This song is meant to be sung to the tune of Maria from West Side Story:

(spoken)
Impeachment . . .
(sings)
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment . . .
Impeachment!
I’ve just heard a word named Impeachment,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Impeachment!
I’ve just said a word named Impeachment,
And suddenly I’ve found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Impeachment!
Say it loud and there’s music playing,
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying.

Impeachment,
I’ll never stop saying impeachment!

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Impeachment.

Tweety vs Outraged Reactions to AHCA

While Tweety is bragging in advance about how easily Tweetycare will glide through the Senate, the world is reacting to the horrific consequences of this budget shattering welfare check to billionaires.
Republican Death Panels (logo of US House of Representatives dripping blood)

Billionaire Warren Buffet says that Tweetycare benefits billionaires.

Some Republicans who want to be re-elected in 2018 have opposed the bill, but even that may not save them. The Republican Party is doing everything they can to make the citizens of this country hate them. Fortunately it is working. By the time 2018 rolls around having the letter R next to your name on a ballot may be like having an albatross around your neck. Let’s not be jealous of the Republicans, they have worked hard to gain our distrust. Heck, I’ll even not like them for free.

Folks are saying that Tweetycare is going to have a rough time in the Senate. According to Nate Silver, 4 Republican Senators (two words that should never be combined) have voted against at least one of Tweety’s initiatives so far.

Of course Tweety is praising it effusively, after all it means money in his pocket. So, all the coal miners who voted for Tweety, they’re still, sadly, out of work and now Tweety is going to make their healthcare so expensive they can not possibly affotd it, but they’ll have “access to healthcare”.

Tweety Celebrates His Trumpcare Attack on Poor People

One of the primary missions of the Republican Party is to scrape as much money as possible away from the 99% and offer it as a sacrifice to their billionaire bastard benefactors. The real reason they have obsessively hated Obamacare has nothing to do with high insurance premiums paid by citizens, their concern is that insurance company profits are threatened when they are forced to insure people likely to make a claim.

Tweety Happy about Tweetycare

Although it has only passed the house so far and opposition does exist in the Senate, Tweetycare does pose a life and death threat to millions of Americans who will be dumped on the curbside because they are no longer useful to billionaires.

By sacrificing the lives of thousands of people who will die because they lost health care, the Republicans have demonstrated in an unambiguous way that they are the Party of Billionaires. Their loyalty is not to those who pay their salary, but the ones sliding them all that extra cash under the table, oops, I meant to say campaign donations.

Tweety McThinskin Plans Anti-Gay “Religious Freedom” Order

The US Constitution wisely guarantees each person the right to believe any sort of supernatural claptrap they may fancy. We are free to worship or not worship, to go to a church, mosque, temple, synagogue or stay home.

Because Jesus

The horrible bloviating ignoramus infecting the White House is allegedly planning to add to the existing legal rights of religiously deluded persons by authorizing anti-gay discrimination, as long as the bigot doing the bigotry claims his reasons are religious. Yup, just put a pretty Jesus sticker on your bigotry and suddenly it is so holy it deserves the protection of the law.

Oh Tweety Mcthinskin, when will you learn? Republican hate dogma is only intended to capture the votes of the extremely gullible hater demographic, you’re not supposed to act on it once the hateful chumps vote for you.

After all, people must be allowed to be cruel to teh gays, or else a genocidal sky monster might get pissed off. Stupidity and bigotry certainly get along well with each other.


LATER: As it turned out the executive order issued by Tweety did not have the egregiously anti-gay clause at all. It mostly just encourages churches to meddle in politics while protecting their tax exempt staus for not meddling in politics. I guess with the Jesus industry being a billion dollar market segment it does make sense for the Republicans to give them a tax break.

Tweety vs the Facts About His Russia Ties

Tweety claims he has no connections, no ties, no business dealings with Russia. As with much of what he says, this is exactly and precisely false.

Tweety denies Russia ties

In his never ending battle against objective reality Tweety McThinskin wants us to believe that no Russians have any influence on him, he does not owe millions of dollars to any shady Russian banks, and his campaign did not coordinate with Russia over hacks of Democratic emails.

He’s obviously attacking the credibility of people who tell the truth.
Tweety tweets unconvincing denials

The preponderance of evidence is overwhelming, and as Tweety demonstrates daily, Tweety is not a reliable source for any information. There are deep financial connections between Tweety and Russia.

Tweety is an habitual liar, therefore nothing he says can be taken as true, except occasionally by coincidence.

  • Tweety has ties to Russian mobsters (USA Today)
  • Five things about Tweety and Russia (Al Jazeera)
  • Focus on Tweety’s financial ties to Russia, says US Senator (Reuters)
  • Russia won’t go away for Tweety (Boston Globe)
  • Sergei Millian is source D (Washington Post)
  • Tweety tied to Russian mobsters (Salon)
  • Tweety’s many ties to Russia (Time)

Two last words: Emoluments Clause.